Worst Pick Up Line EVER

You had to know I would write about LSU today right? It's ONLY their biggest game of the whole year! I am so excited/nervous for this game! I cannot wait!! I am so proud of the team for coming as far as they have. 


So a couple of weeks ago, I was at a gym in Colorado wearing a BCS National Championship game shirt. See below.....

I was doing some of the weight machines and these 2 guys kept looking at me. It was the sort of looking where you know they will eventually approach you, so I am trying to avoid all eye contact. The inevitable happened and this is how it all went down.....


Dude: So what does BCS stand for?
Me: (speechless, do you have a penis?) Ummm well its Bowl Championship Series, it's a shirt for the National Championship football game. 
Dude: Oh OK. Who is playing?
Me:  LSU and Alabama (like it says on my shirt)
Dude: Oh cool. Who are you going for?
Me: LSU
Dude: Well that's cool. Did you go see when LSU played the Falcons here? That was a pretty awesome game. 


At this point I am totally speechless. Not only is he discussing a college team and a NFL team, but I am in Colorado. Why would  those teams have played there recently? 


Me: (totally speechless) Umm no I didn't see that game.
Dude: Oh. Well how is your workout?
Me: Good, and I am gonna get back to it.....as I walk away




That may have been the WORST attempt to pick up a girl EVER. Please don't talk to a girl from the South about football if you know NOTHING about it. I've never in my life met a guy that knew that little about football. 


With that being said, GEAUX TIGERS!!!!! I soooo wish I was in New Orleans right now!!

Source: thegirlwiththepoppedcollar.tumblr.com via Megan on Pinterest

And I am sure we would all love to see the frat guy cry again!!!